So, in response to the intelligent design argument against (or alongside?) evolution, some folks decided to come up with their own, non-standard explanation for creation that would also have to be recognized as legitimate if the intelligent design were to be given such status as well.

It’s entirely sarcastic, but very, very funny if you’re one of those people who just doesn’t care about this issue, thinks Christians have better things to do with their time, and/or really like pasta. I consider myself fitting at least two of those really well. I’ll leave which two a mystery for now, though.