I heard an advert on the radio today for a news broadcast promising to help me, as a single person, “survive Valentine’s Day.”

When did this day become lethal to single people?  Had I known my life would be in danger, I would have tried harder to get a date by now.

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  1. Yeah! That’s right, couples and married people form mobs complete with torches and pitchforks to get the “singles”. Our battle cry is “death to the bachelors and spinsters”.

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